I AM GOING TO CALL ONE OF YOU BY THE WRONG NAME SOON OMG. I’M TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW.

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salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via hornycactus)

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nishlo:

wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders

(via basicallyhorny)

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