Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life. (via that-funny-guy)

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'I don't think I even breathe when we're not together,' she whispered. 'Which means, when I see you on Monday morning, it's been like sixty hours since I've taken a breath. That's probably why I'm so crabby, and why I snap at you. All I do when we're apart is think about you, and all I do when we're together is panic. Because every second feels so important. And because I'm so out of control, I can't help myself. I'm not even mine anymore, I'm yours, and what if you decide that you don't want me? How could you want me like I want you?' Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park (via broadens)

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Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her. (via keep-that-pussy-wet)

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Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

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Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love. Unknown (a knot in my throat now)

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and you don’t want me, and maybe that’s why I started kissing strangers It makes me forget about you (via keinekraftzumleben)

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how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

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